that 25 things thing
I’ve just copied this from my facebook cause I’m a fucking plagarist. It’s like a bunch of facts or something, which although amusing probably make me sound like a bit of a cocktip. Enjoy!
1) Last year I bought two hamsters after getting slightly drunk at the pub, forgetting I was very allergic them. I eventually took them back to the pet store which was awkward to say the least.
2) You couldn’t pay me any amount of money to be maced again.
3) At age 16, I tricked Liam into smoking a joint filled with pubic hair and I don’t think he’ll ever forgive me, even though I am infinitely sorry.
4) Two years ago, I went to A&E after trying to flip off a deck chair and totally did in my back. The nurse made me do a urine test for some unknown reason, and while I was out the room urinating my friends asked her to tell me I had an STI. Being the professional she was, she went along with it and they all kept up the charade for a good five minutes. I’ve never wanted to cry so much in my life.
5) Pepsi is a million times better than Coke, but too many people are afraid to admit it.
6) My ex-landlord swindled me out of £1200 and I never got it back.
7) My favourite persona of Rob Joyce was bearded Rudolf-Santa. Although his efforts as a woman are highly commendable.
8) Dan Gibbons is not allowed to sleep round my parent’s house after he bought pay-per-view pornography on our Virgin Media account…Twice.
9) Metal Gear Solid is the best gaming experience anyone can have, ever.
10) It’s slightly irritating that iced buns are merely bread rolls with icing on top.
11) People who describe themselves as “random” are usually cunts.
12) I genuinely used to rip on people who wore skinny jeans when I was younger. How I hate who I’ve become.
13) I worked in a Bingo Hall last summer and it was honestly a well good job.
14) The day Mr. Tibbot dies I’m throwing a party.
15) Personally, 2008 was a terrible year.
16) I could probably benefit from being taught to speak properly.
17) I have occasionally considered becoming an alcoholic because I genuinely believe I’m funnier when I’m drunk. Unless I get to that stage of drunk where I forget how to talk.
18) I get tired way too easily.
19) Although I love the guy, Joe and I should never live together again. Also, it is my opinion that Joe should grow his beard back.
20) One of the funniest moments of my life was finding the fake Batman toys in Kavos airport with Liam. “Weaponcar of Matman” made us laugh until we cried, and then the shopkeeper told us to leave.
21) In addition to this, Me and Liam make trips to the Dartford pound store whenever we’re both home purely to laugh at the poorly translated English on the toys.
22) I don’t like it when Charlie uses my bathroom and peers out from around the doorframe.
23) I resent my parents for never buying me the following toys; Whack Attack, Tin Can Alley and to a lesser extent, Hungry Hungry Hippos. Although they did buy my Grape Escape which was the best board game ever. Fact.
24) Nu-rave was the gayest thing ever to happen to the word. Ever.
25) Kicking down a locked door in one go is the most manly you’ll ever feel.
